2001*: Theodore Worchester III
Early Life & Education
Theodore, or Ted as he’s known to his friends, was born and raised in the Hundred Acre Wood. He began showing an aptitude for gymnastics at a young age.
Personal Life
In his spare time, Theodore enjoys bouncing and flouncing.
Career
Theodore worked as a professional gymnast. He won the men’s all-around at the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta.
He retired his gymnastics career to work as a Suchcicki Santa, but was dismissed under mysterious circumstances. Theodore filed a lawsuit for discrimination, which has been settled out of court for an undisclosed sum.
Update
Using his settlement money, Theodore has become a champion for preservation of the Hundred Acre Wood and worked tirelessly to establish the area as a national park.
