1998: “Big” Jasper P. Armstrong

Early Life and Education

Little is known about Jasper’s childhood. 

Career

He worked as an evil elf in Ozzy Osbourne’s 2001 tour, after retiring. 

He was the inaugural Suchcicki Santa and is revered among friends and colleagues alike.

Personal Life

Jasper is a five-time divorcee. He enjoys gambling and competitive spelunking in his spare time.

Jasper at the 75th Annual National Caving Convention